The Gift of Gab

Author: Scyess

Date: October 22, 2002

by Scyess
10-22-02
Jon, would you tell me you love me just to get me to sleep with you?
Of course not, Tataki! I would never do something like that!
...and is that because you respect me as a friend, or is it because you know it'd never work and you'd get the bejeezus beaten out of you?
...uuhhh...
You know something? With women, there's no right answer.
Do I know it? It keeps us paramedics employed.