The New Girl

Author: Scyess

Date: October 28, 2002

by Scyess
10-28-02
Hi! Um, are you Jon?
Yes...
Good. I wanted you to know I'm young, single, and female, and I don't hate you yet.
Guh
...I'm not saying it wasn't funny. I just wished you'd warned me he'd go into epilectic fits after I said it.
My favorite part was when he burst into flames.