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| I am Jebediah. I am the head of the doubleheaded birdie that always tells the truth, while my friend always tells a lie | |
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| That's a big fat lie right there! I'm the truthteller and he's the liar! | |
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| See, there he goes again! Lying through his teeth! Now if you wanna find purgatory, you gotta go left! Left I say! | |
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| You're the goddamn liar, you are! The left path just leads you to the lead singer of Drowning Pool's charred corpse. Go right! | |
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| You nimrods, I'm just completing my list of sexual fetishes, and two-headed bird is just what I was missing! | |
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| GO LEFT OR PERISH, PERVERTED ONE! | |
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