All comics by Sepharite

 

by Sepharite
6-23-05

 

by Sepharite
6-23-05
THAMAN02310923 has something important to say.
um....
........
...what was I going to say?...
And Thaman went home to cut up his parents. The end.
Oh yeah, f*ck you guys!

 

by Sepharite
6-23-05
Sepharite approaches Nintenjo
Man, how can I say this? "I like you, I like you, I like you" Okay, here I go!
I like you.................... can you touch my stylus now!?!?!?!
Huh?.... Sure
Wait, you're not Chuddy!

 

by Sepharite
6-24-05
Mods gather for a meeting
Ya know, we could use more MODs to balance out the good and evil within the forum. How about theONE?
.........
How about Mormom?
*yawn*
To be Continued.....
Okay, how about that pervert Sepharite!?
I wonder if mom is baking cookies today.

 

by Sepharite
6-26-05
[insert funny here]
HEHEHE! I WILL GATHER ALL THE SIGS IN THE WORLD AND CREATE THE ULTIMA SIG!
I wonder if Mormon will bring me more pics of his cousins....
WITH THE POWER OF THE ULTIMA, I WILL SPAWN TOWERS OF SIGS TOLL WILL BOW DOWN TO ME!!! MUHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cough* COVER THE SKIES!
To Be Continued.....
ALL WILL BOW DOWN TO ME!!! MUHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cough* WTF? How did I get here.... and why am I a boy? What's going on!
Jimmy... I'm coming in!

 

by Sepharite
1-05-06
We have good and bad news...
Oh?
Apparnetly, BigNDS is the new mod
Jebus Christ... So what's the good news?
I can transform into bacon on command!
Marry me.

 

by Sepharite
5-05-07
The usual conversation between Wraith and Sepharite:
GAH. MY PSP ISN'T TURNING ON! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO!? BLARGHHHH
Did you recharging the PSP?
WHAT!?
Did you try recharg--
WHATTTT!?
WHATTT!?

 

by Sepharite
5-06-07
Sasuke, the red porn bot, on his way to Walmart.
Yo... you there. Come here. Look at these.
Are those DS games!?
No? Oh wait. Yes... Of course! $5 each. You want?
I'LL TAKE THEM ALL!
Sasuke went back to his school and shot his classmates. The end.
Wait... WTF. THESE ARE SD CARDS. Foiled again.

 

by Sepharite
5-06-07
Hello! I AM SEPHARITE. NICE TO MEET YOU.
Why hello there... what brings you here?
NICE TO MEET YOU. I AM SEPHARITE. I AM JUST LOOKING.
Looking? I'm sorry... but I think you got the wrong place?
DUN DUN DUNNN!
NO. I LOOK. NICE TO MEET YOU.
... This is a child's day care.

 

by Sepharite
5-06-07
Yo mama's so fat
when she ran away
they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
That's not nice.

 

by Sepharite
5-19-07
Another.
Dude.. what the hell is wrong with you?
I've been trying to make a fucking comic for 5 minutes and I got nothing,
Crappy.
Try getting a girlfriend. They usually boost the muse...
Really? How does that work?
Comic.
They **** you, and **** your **** all day long.
Woah. WTF. When does your mom get home?

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