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So the little boy was related to you?

Um, Y-Yes officer I believe that is correct

Then what was he doing in your trunk with duct tape over his mouth and a dildo up his ass?

U-U-Uhhh, U-Ummm....

H.Q. This is car 11, We need backup immediately on a Gay Priest at large, I repeat, he is at large....dammit that's the third one this week!