Shadore

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Every joke I've ever made or told has been influenced By Red Dwarf. Without this show, you wouldn't be reading this, and I wouldn't be nearly as happy in life as I am.

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The Reacharound

by Shadore
1-28-03


	I had a sex dream last night where Avril Lavigne turned into Missy Elliot post-coitus


	Jesus chirst


	Then she beached herself on me and starting rapping with my cock as the microphone


	All that weight can't be good for your back


	My sex drive is now M.I.A


	My sex drive is MYA. As in Mya from "Ghetto Superstar"

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