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Having been abducted, Dan begins his tour of the spaceship.
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| You know, aside from the fact that I'm about to get probed, my time up here in space has been pretty cool. | |
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| Probing schmobing! How many people can say they've been fisted by an alien lifeform? Just you and Steven King, that's who. | |
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| What about all those other people who claim to be abductees? | |
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| Those fat things? Ha! They wish it! No sex appeal at all! | |
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| Um, er. Are you guys... like... you know... queer? | |
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| I thought the fact that the PA system was playing The Village People would clue you in. Now lay down. | |
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