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by SharkDeath
8-22-01
Yo Sharkeh! did you here what happened at the boards?
Nope...what happened?
"Hostile 17 and Timmeh got in a fight"
I'm da L337est dope mofo!
Dopeest you are not pwange masat l337
They eventualy agreed that they'd stop flooding the boards,stop sounding lke a Rap song gone bad, and generaly make more sense
Freaky....

 

by SharkDeath
8-22-01
Hey vrap, I've got this great MOD idea!
let's here it!
"It's called Godzilla EX, it's got MP Bullet Time and everything!
Skreeeeeeoooonk!
Sounds cool huh?
Is it a Matrix mod?

 

by SharkDeath
8-22-01
Sharkeh's Godzilla EX MOD idea is spreading...
Hey Sharkeh, heard about your mod idea: "Godzilla EX"
What'd you think?
"I think it needs another monster for Godzilla to fight"
I'm da dopest L337 killa in town!
?
"Say, rit, do you want to be co.project leader?
da! got mesa again mofo!
SKREEONK!

 

by SharkDeath
8-22-01
I've got bad news rit...
Uh oh..what now?
It's Shark Death..he's in trouble...
Oh no...Let me guess....His Pixel Chick dumped him?
Someone called the cops and told them about his Idea for Godzilla EX
Should've known you'd do something like this..
Ha ha, dopest you are not Sharkeh! now ya go 2 jail!

 

by SharkDeath
8-22-01
Vrap and Rit set out to rescue Shark..
Shark, we came to get you out of Jail!
Sweet! thanks! Hostile called the cops on me..
"We know, Vrap's captured him earlier"
Stop right there Hostile!
Wha tha hell?! Vrapta 7! You won't be able to defeat my dope skillz!
All he did was challenge him at a Grammar test, and wham!..Hostile was at his knees
Sweetness!

 

by SharkDeath
8-22-01
Rit, what have we caused? These comics seem to be all over the boards now...
Just anohter one of my evil schemes to rule the internet
**cricket....cricket....cricket....cricket**
Sweet!
Today, online comics, tommorow..archie comics!

 

by SharkDeath
8-23-01
Sharkeh joins the server to see a amazing site...
Woah! who's that dude?
Who do you think it is?! it's Me! G-1
G-1, why are you playing as jesus?
Becuase no one would ever dare to shoot jesus! think how bad they'd feel!
Server: Rit is joining Team Black Light
Curse you rit!

 

by SharkDeath
8-23-01
G-1, Rit and Sharkeh join an Existence server...
Holy crap! they just sniped G-1 !
Don't worry! I have a plan, we'll change our player models!
Meanwhile, at the enemies base
We make a dope team Timmeh
We sure do hostile, now, let's get those other too
"Hey, have you guys seen anyone besides us?"
Were they two tall guys, one in black with long hair, the other in a blue shirt with a gotea? Sorry, haven't seen them...
suckers!

 

by SharkDeath
8-23-01
Oh man rit, how long do we have to stay like this?
Just untill the next match
ok...
Man I wish EX had team chat...
That makes two of us...

 

by SharkDeath
8-23-01
Woah..majorly hot pixel chick at 10 o'clock !
Hey there Sharkeh, see you tonight!
Uh...do I know you?
Of course you know me? remember the amazing time we had last night?
uh....
Remember? you sniped me off the building, and everyone was like "AHAHA! G-1 fell again!"

 

by SharkDeath
8-23-01
In the heat of a furious battle in a EX server, G-1 stops for a moment...
Hi..
Hey there..
My, that's a nice birth mark on you're head...
Holy crap she's hot, and she's flirting with me...
Rit: G-1, you make the perfect decoy!
heh heh

 

by SharkDeath
8-23-01
Ok G-1, on the count of 3, you run out onto the battlefeild towards the enemy, that'll distract them..
I dunno, it might not work this time...
What do you mean?! it always works!
Do you know who we're fighting?
I are Dopest!
I are dopest infinity!

 

by SharkDeath
8-23-01
#existence MIRC chat room...
Yo, G-1, since EX is just about done, me and the others put our money together to get you something...
Really? oh man...thanks
We got you a stripper...
Bloody hell! of all great brit stuff!
"But I didn't say how much money we spent"
Do you like what you see girly?
Curses!

 

by SharkDeath
8-23-01
Hey, it looks like EX won't be using Hardline after all..but instead they'll be using Timber's map..cool
It'll have rooftop advantages, kick ass destructible terrian, a hole new wad with 40 textures, teleport effects, an agent building...
Man, that sucks!

 

by SharkDeath
8-23-01
Hey, thanks for letting me beta test your map Timber!
No porblem man, so what'd you think?
"I thought the street sections were awome, good use of the photo textures, and the destructable sidewalks was an awsome effect""
"But what's p with the hooker in the spaceship?"
?

 

by SharkDeath
8-23-01
G-1, I think you need to talk to somone...
Duh, I am. I'm talking to you
No I mean, you know, like a professional...
You mean like a doctor or Psychiatrist?
To Be Continued...
Not exactly...

 

by SharkDeath
8-23-01
Yo sharkeh, I heard you sent G-1 to get some help?
Yup!
Well, where is he?
He'll be on at 4:00
To Be continued....again...
4:00? on what?
TV...

 

by SharkDeath
8-23-01
I can't belive what I just saw..G-1 on Operah...
I thought maybe Dr.Phil could help him out...
Well, he did porvide alot of information...I guess....
I thought maybe Dr.Phil could help him out...I wonder if he learned anything...
later...
Rit and I tuned in, how was it?
It helped me relaize that I can be whatever I want to be, thanks Sharkeh, now I fell better about being a girl...IT KICKS ASS!

 

by SharkDeath
8-23-01
Hey guess what? Crinity's fixed his compiling porblem...
Really? guess EX will have 3 maps...
Or maybe yiu're back to making a fan map...
No, The EX team would never do that to me
Ok, good to here it's working again Crinity! hmm, now all I have to do is fire that Timber Wolf guy..

 

by SharkDeath
8-24-01
Hey Timber, about your map for EX...
Ah yes, hello G-1, what about it?
I'll be nice with him, so his feelings won't get hurt...
You're fired, pack your crap, and get your ass out of here...

 

by SharkDeath
8-24-01
I heard you were fired...
**sigh** I was, you were right Shark.
But hey! look on the bright side...
oh?
um....

 

by SharkDeath
8-24-01
Who wuld ever think Eot would be getting thier asses kicked by White Rabbit?!
We need to think of someting fast! Neuro's been captured!
Moments later...
Ok White Rabbit! we give you one of our team members in return for Neurowave!
Please let this work...
Scratch that idea...

 

by SharkDeath
8-24-01
An Existence LAN Party...
Look at me! oh man! I'm on a fragging frenzy!
An Existence grand championship match...
Take that you white rabbit scum! oh yeah! rack 4 more up for Shark Death!
Jeez, will you be quiet? what are you doing?!
Pretending..

 

by SharkDeath
8-25-01
Oh my god! it's Rit! ok Timmeh, try to act cool..try to fit in..
yo...
Oh my god! he reconized me! ah jeez..I think I'm going to faint..

 

by SharkDeath
8-25-01
Hey rit, did you hear the news?
Yeah, those new models are pretty slick!
Not that news...
Oh?
G-1 joined the Gamer Girls Clan

 

by SharkDeath
8-25-01
Vrap, what are you doing?!
Experimenting...
Experimenting?! you're pounding a nail into your own head!
Don't worry shark..
I've got the EX cheats enabled..

 

by SharkDeath
8-26-01
GSM told me you joined the Gamer Girls clan...
Yup, that's right
Well, if it's going to be an EX clan, are you going to leave EOT?
EOT?
The most famous EX Clan out there...
If only you knew how hard it is to remember things when you're a teenage girl...

 

by SharkDeath
8-26-01
Welcome to the Gamer Girls clan LAN Party! Glad you could make it....uh
Scott
Later...
So then what?
They threw me out of the clan, now I'm part of the GCM
GCM?
Gender Challenged Male..

 

by SharkDeath
8-27-01
I guess we're both Moderators now...
Yup, welcome to the team
So...uh...what do we do now?
I dunno...
Let's go close some topics for no aparent reason!
Yeah!

 

by SharkDeath
8-27-01
"Rit, why do I have to be the girl?"
"it's just for beta testing"
"Girl power!"

 

by SharkDeath
8-27-01
"Rit, why do I have to be the girl?"
"it's just for beta testing"
"Girl power!"

 

by SharkDeath
8-27-01
Ok, so let me get this straight rit, you're Satan?
Yup!
Cool....and Synth's turning into something different every couple of seconds?
Yup!
So, anything new?
Not much....

 

by SharkDeath
8-28-01
So, how's Godzilla EX coming?
It's finished, I'm working on Beta 4.0 now
Sweet!
I'll say, I've got an average of 500 on the site today, 50 new Godzilla EX servers were created, I finished 3 more maps, I've coded in the Tail Swipe feature, updated the Nuclear Breath -
So when did you give up on Godzilla EX?
like 16 comic strips ago...

 

by SharkDeath
8-29-01
Hey, did you hear the news about Biggs?
Nope. I was gone for a day...
So did you hear about the modellers thinking about leaving the team?
Nope. I was gone for a day...
Well did you hear -
NO! shut up!

 

by SharkDeath
8-30-01
Sharkeh wakes up to a beautiful day...
**sigh** What a nice day, a day where nothing could go wrong, I'll hang out at #existence...
No one's here, well it is kind of early, so it'll be a few mins for everyone to get online, and then enjoy a nice, fun filled conversation.
Hoostile17 has joined #existence
oh god...oh please god no...
I r Dopest Sharkeh! whaz up mofo? heeyuk heeyuk!

 

by SharkDeath
8-31-01
In the #Existence MIRC room...
Hostile! I just ahd the worst nightmare!
Oh? tellz mesa about it Shakreh!
I entered the EX mirc room, and no one was there, except you! aaargh! thank god it's only a dream...
uh Sharkeh...
A jeez....pinch me or something...

 

by SharkDeath
9-24-01
#existence (The release party, questions session)
Hey, welcome to the EX release party!
Ugh..Hello there...hehehe
Uh....right...ha..ha..
I have a question for you to answer!
Yeah? what is it?
Boxers or Breifs? hehehehe

 

by SharkDeath
9-24-01
#Existence MIRC party, questions seesion.
uh..Question?
Yeah, Boxers or Breifs?
Listen pal, I've been asked that enough!
ARGH! But...your job is to answer my question now I want -
Are you playing with you crotch?!
...

 

by SharkDeath
9-25-01
The questions continue to pour in..
Hello Shark Death, fluffeh and I have a question for you...
Ok, shoot.
Will EX work with my cable 230? or will my BSP flunx screw it up? because obviously my X-2830 is not well equipped to support 32bit textures like it did before I got my Voodoo 3...
..uh...right..
So? will the 360 cause any porblems? becuase the last thing I need is my modem scripter to cause a Bus222.dll error
Um...let me get back to you on that..

 

by SharkDeath
9-25-01
The Questions continue..
Hello? Shark Death, I have a question!
Ok.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
see you?!
Hey..good point...then what are we doing standing here in this white and grey room?
You know what? I dunno...maybe this is like the vritual MIRC...or something, who cares, you're ruining the strip.

 

by SharkDeath
9-25-01
#existence...
Hello? Shark Death, I have a question!
Ok.
What?! this is MIRC! I can't see you, it's a chat program!
Hey..good point...then what are we doing standing here in this white and grey room?
You know what? I dunno...maybe this is like the vritual MIRC...or something, who cares, you're ruining the strip.

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