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| Did you hear that they sent Brangelina to Gaza Strip, and they were able to broker peace, with the condition that they would take the paparazzi with them when they left. | |
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| Oh, I just love celebrities. But I'm having the darnedest time choosing between Tom Hanks and Clint Eastwood for president! | |
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| Oh, well that's easy. It's neither. People still like watching those guys in movies. It's going to be either Ernest Borgnine or Tom Cruise. | |
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| What will Scientology rule be like, Bob? | |
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| What are you asking me for?! Just because I look different!? That's racist!! | |
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| Does that mean there will be another "Battleship Earth"? | |
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