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| "Dear God, I'm your biggest fan. My wife thinks I'm suffering from some kind of latent homosexual daddy complex, but she's got issues." | |
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| "Anyway, I know you're probably busy tending to new flocks on new worlds, but if you get a chance, could you create a form of marijuana that doesn't give you the munchies?" | |
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| "I'm so fat right now that my chin flab sometimes gets caught in my pits and then ..." | |
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| Yo, dude! Are you reading my mail?! Don't you know I'm omnipotent? | |
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