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| Officer, why am I getting a ticket for loitering? | |
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| Kid, you can't just stand around in front of important buildings without a purpose. | |
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| But I do have a purpose. I came to visit my nation's capital and see the sights. | |
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| That excuse won't work this time. Don't you know that Washington is strictly a tourist trap now? | |
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| ?!?!?! I thought my visit would give me an important lesson on how my government works! | |
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| Well Kid, the lesson is that unless you're buying something, the government doesn't really want you around. We'll get your money either through a fine or the tax revenue from your souveniers. | |
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