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A typical question from a chick to her boy-friend...
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| Honey, do I look fat to you? | |
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What if he answers "yes"?
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| Yes, Maria. I've seen countries smaller than your left ass-cheek. Lose some damned weight. | |
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| *sob* Okay, honey. *turns into a depressed anorexic for the rest of her life.* | |
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What if he answers "no"? Does the guy really win in either scenario?
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| Nah, honey. You look fine. | |
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| *sniff* YOU'RE SUCH A F*CKING LIAR! *sob* *turns into a depressed anorexic for the rest of her life* | |
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