All comics by Shrike

 

by Shrike
1-27-02
Hey Ilh instead of HR's mascot being a Wolfy why don't we make it a huge Octopus.It will show our many forms and branches
why did I join this alliance
And what about if instead of being closed about our true thoughts of each other we tell each other everything we think of each other
OK. I hate you. I wish I could kill you and leave your body in a shallow grave with my other victims then rule HR and the IRC rooms with an iron script.HAHAHAHA Today HR tomorrow PA and then Fury

 

by Shrike
1-28-02
hey there baines
Yes Bell
Will you have sexual intercourse with me?
No sorry Bell I am saving my sweet love making for someone else
WHO DOES BAINES LOVE??
But who????
Should I reveal my secret love for........

 

by Shrike
1-28-02
Hey Baines, I have something to tell you. I love you, make love to me
Sorry Chef I only love women and not psychopaths
FIne fuck off then, you are fucking pissing me off
Fuck off, you are fucking pissing me offa
I feel sorry to do that, but I most continue the hunt for my true love.....

 

by Shrike
1-28-02
Hello Baines, it is me, your long time stalker/lover Paul Stockdale! Will you have oral sex with me?
Sorry Paul.You maybe my stalker but you don't know one important fact. I am not gay!
So you are dumping me? I thought you loved me. All the times you have left your thongs out for me too steal...
Sorry Paul but I had to leave them out so they would dry...and I hoped they would attract my true love
WHO IS YOUR TRUE LOVE. I will kill them and become the next best thing
Hmmmmm should I reveal my true love? But he wants to kill her!

 

by Shrike
1-28-02
Hey there Baines instaed of having a terrible taste in girl's I have realised that you are the one I truely love
Sorry Reedman but I love attractive girls, not the kind you find attractive and not men
Baines come on! I will tell you many stories of things I am scared of....the list nhever ends
Sorry Reed but I will never be that bored...plus I only have ears for my true love
Who is this true love ey?
Should I trust Reed with this ohhhh so important information??????nah

 

by Shrike
1-28-02
Hey there Baines I am just indulging in my fetish for school girls and cross dressing and wondered wether you want some anal sex?
Sorry McConville, although you look very kinky dressed as a girl I am afraid that only a real women does it for me
But don't you want to violate my cotton panties????
Sorry McConville....I only love to penetrate underwear if there is a nice treat for me in there
Fine I will beat you and rape you.
Sorry McConville but nothing can hurt me while I search for my true love

 

by Shrike
1-28-02
Hello schmit
Hey there Baines, just sat here admiring your tight ass, man thats curvy
Are you coming on to me?Because I oly have eyes for my true love you know
Me!!!????Wellllll yes but who is your true love ey ey ey ey ey??
Sorry I can't say....I am too close to then end of my search
Darn you Baines!WHy most you be so against trying new things!

 

by Shrike
1-28-02
Hello can you help me...I am looking for a women
Baines!!Is it you!!It is me your true love....let me take off this disguise
MY TRUE LOVE!!
Ohhhhhhhhh Baines come and make love to me
THE END
After their heavy bout of sweet love, Baines and his true love moved away to a strange place to make new sexual techniques

 

by Shrike
1-28-02
Hey Smithy what shoukd we do this break
Same thing we always do spy on Laura and Kill Jim
Look there is Laura, man I am so attracted to her......If only him was out of the way
meh hmm dum
There is Jim come Fitz we must dig a hole for him to fall down or soemthing like that.....all so I can have Laura alll to myself
Dum dum Smith is gay smith is gay

 

by Shrike
1-29-02
Hey Lynch did you see SpankDown?? The Cock totally rocked.
Yeha man, Stone Cold totally suck Cock off man
Sooo Lynch you wanta go back to my house and watch World Wank Federation?
eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr no Taff, I wouldn't have sex with soemone as gay as you
Well, you guys are my best friends through thick or thin we will always stick together
Errrr sorry Taff i have to go get drunk now, with Helen, I am hoping today we might actually talk

 

by Shrike
1-29-02
Ohhhh look it's Helen
Man, I so want her, I am going to cum
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tooooo late

 

by Shrike
1-29-02
Yes my rocket is finally complete. It may be dangerous but I am sure I ill be okay. I did follow the instructions, hey some screws are missing.......owwwwww, went through my hand.
Ohhhh crap I forgot about the rocket
Errm fancy a game of chess?You don't need luck for that ey ey ey ey ey
Ohhhhhhh crap not him

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