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by Sickness
12-11-03
"The Letter"
Letter - "Dear Sickness. We are aware of your creating a comic strip. They will not be as good as Hardly's, OTR's or C4's.
"The Plead"
I can TRY, can't I?
"The Disappointment"
Everyone - NO!!!
Dammit.

 

by Sickness
12-11-03
This is my friend ReillONeill. He wanted me to put him in a comic to make him feel special, so I thought I'd humor him.
I am so cool.

 

by Sickness
12-11-03
Hi, it's me again. I'm going to try and make some decent comics.
Okay.
I don't really have any good ideas, so I'll probably just make fun of random people and situations.
Understandable.
What the fuck is this little Asian girl doing here anyway?
It's just me, OTR, in disguise. I needed a neat way to debut. And plus, I jump at any chance to put on a dress.

 

by Sickness
12-12-03
These are my friends Ralphus and HeyYo.
Yar, ye be a pretty wench.
o_O

 

by Sickness
12-13-03
Me and my buddy Big Ern were standing around one day discussing the most significant of matters...
You see, it's because "I" comes before "U" in the alphabet.
I see.
Tee hee... "I comes before U."

 

by Sickness
12-20-03
OMG SWURVE
Necrophage - I admit it! I was Vason! It was me all along!
Jehovah - Who? Who are YOU, anyway?
Necrophage - You know... Vason? The evilest troll to ever grace the WWEGSB?
Triple F - Never heard of him.
Necrophage - How could you not remember?!? I bragged about banging my mom! I was soooo popular!
Sickness - STFU n00b

 

by Sickness
12-21-03
Stupidity (temporarily?) reigns supreme at the WWEGSB.
CM - [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
Paul is Good - God doesn't like Mentally ill people, because I want to make a name for myself by creating controversy.
psxdude2001 steps in to lighten the mood with his absolute hilarity the likes of which cannot be matched.
Wiz Matt - I understand not the concept of being BURNED, but I'll continue to make an ass of myself, because I'm 6.
psxdude2001 - 6. That's how many times I had your mom last night.
Even with psx's continually orgasmic hilarity, I can't take it anymore.
Sickness - Why have I been reading this shit for the past hour?
Sickness - Ahhhhh... much better.

 

by Sickness
12-28-03
SETUP DISK says something funny...
*Something funny*
LMAO!
Your poor ass. It's always falling off.
I know. I should start nailing it on like Eeyore.
Writer's block at it's finest.
That would make a great comic strip!
Yeah it would!

 

by Sickness
2-03-04
Sicky is looking for love in all the wrong places.
Wanna have sex?
God no.
Wanna have sex?
God no.
Wanna have sex?
God damnit.

 

by Sickness
2-12-04
This has all the components to be the best comic ever.
Boobies boobies boobies.
Boobies boobies boobies.
It's got PSXdude and boobies.
Boobies boobies boobies.
Boobies boobies boobies.
Yep.
Boobies boobies boobies.
Boobies boobies boobies.

 

by Sickness
3-12-04
Sicky and Ern get ready for their track meet.
We have to get ready! We have that big meet this afternoon!
Oh yeah.
Heh heh heh... "Big Meat."
LMFAO.

 

by Sickness
3-24-04
Sicky - Hey, it's me again. Nothing interesting or cool is happening this strip.
HKK - I'm going to murder my family in cold blood.
Sicky - Yep. Nothing out of the ordinary is going happening.
HKK - I'm going to set a bomb off in the mall and kill all the fuckers.
Sicky - Well, I guess that's it. See you next time. Sorry that nothing strange went on here.
HKK - God Dammit why won't anybody listen to me?!?!

 

by Sickness
3-25-04
Sicky and Ern make plans for the day.
Sicky - Hey, it's an invitation to a party.
Ern - Sweet. We can wear our new hats.
Several feet away...
HKK - I HATE EVRYBODY!!! I'M GOING TO SHOOT EVERYONE I SEE WITH AN AK-47!!!
Back with Sicky and Ern...
Sicky - Did you hear something?
Ern - Nope. Let's go have sex with hot chicks.

 

by Sickness
3-25-04
OTR is visiting Sicky
Sicky - I'm back again. OTR's back with me today.
OTR - Yes indeedy. No dress this time though. Unfortunately.
Once again, HKK stands several feet away
HKK - IF NOBODY STARTS PAYING ATTENTION TO ME, YOU'LL REALLY BE SORRY!!!
HKK - GAHHH!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL SICKNESS!!! KILL HIM DEAD!!!
Back to Sicky and OTR again
Sicky - I'm hearing things again.
OTR - Let's wear make up!!!

 

by Sickness
3-25-04
HKK finally speaks up.
HKK - Sickness, I'm going to kill you.
Sicky - Yeah, right.
Disappointed, he goes home.
HKK - Nobody ever listens to me! I was serious!
HKK - Ah well, since I can't kill anybody, I'll just do something small and insignificant. Like download a song.
People finally take notice.
Cop - Sir, downloading music is illegal. You get the death penalty.
HKK - AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

 

by Sickness
4-08-04
Sicky - Sooo... any ideas for my new comic strip?
Ern - Teehee... "Strip."
Sicky - LMMFAO XDXD LOFL!!!11!!!1!1
Ern - XDLMMFAO ROOFLE BONAR!11!11!!!!1!1
Sicky - Sooo... any ideas for my new comic strip?
Ern - Teehee... "Strip...."

 

by Sickness
4-16-04
A simple Question.
Sicky - So... how 'bout those video games?
EW - Gamecube is by far a superior gaming system. If you don't have a Gamcube you are a casual gamer and therefore, the cause of starvation in third world countries as well as Terrorism.
EW - [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
Sicky - Waitaminute... didn't you just say... Ah, fuck it. I give up.
What constantly goes through EW's head.
Sicky - You really need a new gimmick. The whole Gamecube thing is worn out and boring. And annoying.
Everybody likes me ^_^

 

by Sickness
4-19-04
Here we see Sicky enjoying quality WWE programming...
... when a thought crosses his mind.
*Light Bulb*
Sicky - Hmm... if Triple H is the Game, does that mean Stephanie is the box he comes in?

 

by Sickness
4-21-04
Coming up next on Fox: Crap!
Sicky - Sweet!
Sicky hears a knock at the door.
*Knock knock knock*
Whoever could that be?
Hello, I just moved in next door. Might I trouble you for a cup of butt sex?
God damnit.

 

by Sickness
4-22-04
Ran
Ow.
Hey!
dom
Dear Sicky - You're so hot. Love, every woman ever. And 6 guys.
*Sniff* I need a shower <_>
ness.
*Ponders*
Man this strip is stupid.

 

by Sickness
4-22-04
I'm mad at you.
I'm mad at you too.

 

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4-22-04

 

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4-22-04

 

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4-22-04

 

by Sickness
4-22-04
You wanna go get a pizza?
Yeah alright.

 

by Sickness
4-23-04
Ern and Sicky visit the newest SC locales.
Hmm... I think the Care Bears live here.
Really? I should try to get with the Pink one. She's hot.
Is that really the blood of Christ?
Yeah. He must've been wasted 24/7.
I'm scared.
Me too. Let's go have sex with some more Care Bears.

 

by Sickness
4-23-04
Introducing - Michelle!
I saw it, and I just HAD to give it to him!
I see. *Stifled laughter*
I saw it, and it was sooo cute. I just HAD to give it to him!
I see. *Stifled laughter*
This happens almost every night, folks.
Chelles says: "I saw it, and it was sooo cute. I just HAD to give it to him!" XD!!!
LMMFAO

 

by Sickness
4-23-04
Sicky - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ern - What?
Sicky - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ern - *Looks at self* Oh. Very funny.
Sicky - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ern - Seriously. Fuck off.

 

by Sickness
4-24-04
Introducing - Funkadilly
Sicky - Hey Funk.
Funk - How's it goin, eh? How 'boot those 'Nucks?
Sicky - Uhhh... right. Listen, Colby just called. He wants to meet you, and he wanted to know: your place or is?
Funk - Uhhh... what? His, I guess... o_O
Colby - Are we going to make fuck now?
Funk - God damnit, eh.

 

by Sickness
5-06-04
Sicky - Ern, I'm going in to porn. But I need you to cut your wang off so I can sew it on me.
Ern - wtf? Why?
Sicky - I'm going to call myself "The Cow of Porn."
Ern - o_O
Sicky - So MOOOOOOOOve over, Ron Jeremy! I'm the shit now!
Ern - XD

 

by Sickness
5-07-04
Sicky logs off of MSN
Sicky - Well, I'm hella tired. I'm gonna take off now.
Ern - Alright, man. Take it easy.
Chelles logs onto MSN
Ern - Hey Chelley. You just missed Nick.
Chelles - Damn.
Sicky finds out he missed Chelles last night.
Ern - Yeah, she logged on as soon as you left.
Sicky - LOFL. Chelles came at the same time I got off.

 

by Sickness
5-07-04
COL - I hate Canada, gays, and jews.
Sicky - I'll remember that.
COL - I hate Canada, gays, and jews.
Sicky - I know. You've made that abundantly clear on several occasions now.
COL - Call me Nate. Who's COL? I love Canada, Jews and gays. I've never said anything other than that. U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!!
Sicky - You're a fag, dude.

 

by Sickness
5-20-04
Chelles - Cockatoos are soooo cute.
Ern - ...
Chelles - I love Cockatoos. They're really cute.
Sicky - ...
Ern - Teehee... "Cockatoos."
Sicky - LMAO

 

by Sickness
7-08-04
Sicky - You know, Ern...
Ern - Yeah?
Sicky - Happiness is only one panel away.
Ern - ................
Ern - Hehehehe... you said "penis"
Sicky - XD! I know!

 

by Sickness
7-08-04
Introducing RayG.
RayG - Hey.
Aw, fuck that. I know you only read these comics for Sicky and Ern. After all, they are here to entertain us.
Ern - LMAO... "anus."

 

by Sickness
4-21-05
Stikey - You should make a comic.
Sicky - Good idea. What should it be about?
Stikey - Make a random topic on the GSB, and make a comic about it!
Sicky - That requires a bit of work, doesn't it?
Stikey - Well... yeah. Like 5 seconds work...
Sicky - Fuck that.

 

by Sickness
4-21-05
Strikey - Wait a minute... did you just credit me as 'Stikey?!?'
Sicky - Yeah, I think so.
Strikey - Change it to 'Strikey.'
Sicky - I can't. I don't have the ability to edit comics.
Random thingy pointing out that it's comic #37. You sucked 37 dicks?!?!?
Strikey - Then become a donor. It's just like 5 bucks a month.
Sicky - Fuck that.

 

by Sickness
4-24-05
Ern - Hey Strike.
Strikey - Hello, citizen Ern.
Ern - o_O? Anyways... wtf is that on your shirt? Is it like a P, an L and another P? What does that stand for? Penis Landing pad?
Strikey - Uhh... I never really thought about it. Especially like THAT ;_;
Ern - And on his shirt it says PLP: Penis Landing Pad! XD
Sicky - LMAO what a knobgobbler!

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