Siegfried1027
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These comics either tell things as they are or interpret reality so as to point out how it sucks, or how it kicks ass when I'm drunk.

Your self-image depends greatly on how you view these comics. Laugh or you're an insecure EMPIRICIST goon.

American History f(x)

by Siegfried1027
9-04-04


	I find your skin color to be congruent to 1 (modulo 2).


	I suggest you prove your skills before I smash your head into an oblate spheroid.


	I'm gonna stretch you out like Gabriel's horn, bitch.


	I refuse to believe this bullet hurt me as it could not have covered an infinite number of distances in a finite time. See Zeno.


	Modeling the problem as the sum of an infinite series, I am led to the conclusion that the sum = 1 and you = dead.