All comics by Sik_PuPPy

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by Sik_PuPPy
8-04-02
so what do you want to do today?
lets go throw ketchup packets at the cars on the highway
dude, your fucked in the head
?

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-04-02
Woe is me
I have come to take thee
well its about god damn time!!!
Im sorry, im under alot of pressure now days, what with the plague and all

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-04-02
What have your tests on the humans uncovered Zeet?
Jonny, I think I am experiencing one of the human emotions!
robots are incapable of emotion
does this mean I cannot probe the subjects anymore?
Sigh

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-04-02
Good news Judy!
Yes??
Your planet has been destroyed
thats not really good news at all!
oh did I say good news?? my mistake

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-04-02
One fine day
yes?
Mr Poop?
What do you want?
I have a letter for you
this letter is nothing but swears
yeah...tell your dog to stop shitting on my lawn

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-04-02
Finally susan, we are alone
tell me you love me like i love you!!
"BRRRRRIIIING"
god damn it susan........LET ME LOVE YOU!!!!

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-04-02
Yay my sons, for the lord doth shine and shine apon us all
Salvation doth commeth to all who want it, we all shall live in heaven in peace..... praise the lord. That concludes the service, please come again
how was that O lord?
EXELLENT...... soon we shall kill them all my son!!!

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-04-02
This one time my grandma asked me to give her a full body waxing
Yeah i thought it was weird too

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-04-02
One day... out in the snow
I am going to kill you MUHAHAHAHAHA
I should really stop warning people before I try to kill them

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-05-02
Woooah maaan this weed we smoked is Crrraaazy!
dude we smoked that weed like 2 weeks ago
yeah I knew that.........just testin ya

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-05-02
...So then i says, hey mac get your own damn burger, or ill stomp a hole in your face... he he he
then he was all like.... no way dude, i saw it first... then i was like, no way man and then.....
Stop following me around you stupid fucking donkey

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-05-02
Mr, why are you bleeding from your hands like that?
oh thank god, someone has come...quick my daughter, unfasten me from this cross
my daddy says I cant talk to strangers
Nay my daughter, I am not a stranger, I am the son of god
My daddy has a black car
For fucks sake....

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-05-02
One fine day
Hey man you wanna go to the mall?
yeah why not..
ARRRRGGGGGHHHH
?
I gotta stop smoking Crack

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-05-02
Woah man, we are in a world of shit, the plane is about the crash
Yeah i know, that sucks ass
What should we do dude??
Lets play Racquet ball

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-05-02
At last, After years of research, I can finally Test my new state of the art screensaver!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Well that didn't go well...

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-05-02
god dammit

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-05-02
All right..... Im in tha chat room, time to get mah groove awn! ye ye
Hey, my name is Susy
hey Susy.... what do you look like?
well, im blonde, blue eyes, 5'7, tanned, and im beautiful
woah you sound hot!!!
he he he sucka, soon i will rape his virgin ass

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-06-02
Hi im Madman Sam
hi im Emslie
Oh my god whats that behind you!!!?
where?
Oh Crap!

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-06-02
Man did you lace the feed with Lsd again?

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-06-02
Hey your stupid
your ugly
lets go smoke durries!
yeah cool

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-06-02
So your the son of god huh?
yep
sooo.....
come here much?
Sigh

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-06-02
Maaaan, this sucks!
I hope I die soon
2 years later.......
So much for that plan
...shut up

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-06-02
What do you want to do today?
Wanna have a spit fight?
Nah, last time you beat me 1029 to 7.... ive learnt my lesson

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-06-02
hahaha look at you, stuck up on that cross
That would suck ass
John, your on a cross too
fuck!
moron

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-06-02
This is it Jesus, I think im finally going to die!!!!
At last, the angels are comming to get me!!
No John, Thats just heat stroke....... snap out of it
.......god damnit

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-06-02
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Youronfire...
Youronfire who?
ARRRRGGGGGHHH

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-06-02
look at them
chung we me lo sun waa lee
ya sun be won yaa
look at thier slope eyes, oh how they mock me
me lay po dung ne buck le mai
zippy zow zow che wah dong
Where is my grenade....?
Mai lei dung ho chi wan song lay
me lo mai

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-06-02
What the fuck are you looking at?

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-06-02
Woah, so this is hell
Yes, now prepare to recieve your punishment!
you are doomed for all eternity to listen to the dull rap stylings of...... VANILLA ICE
nooooooooooooo
Ice ice baby

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-13-02
*dum de dum dum*
You wanna go burn some arab protestors?
yeah sure...

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-13-02
hi im mark, im new here
Im Smash, you are going to be my bitch now!
OooOOo, thats fine by me darl!
yeah thats right baby, turn around!
are you going to rim me out????
your damn right you little bitch now shut the fuck up!

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-13-02
Once apon a time
yaaaaaaaaaa
later that day
would you like some tea?
fuck you
In conclusion....
I am an arm

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-16-02
hey jesus, how do you bat off?
fucking moron

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-16-02
The end is nigh
Look here timmy, I have just about had enough of your fucking "the end is nigh" shit!
my bad

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-19-02
these shoes suck dick

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-19-02
I apologise for the extreme gayness of this piece
Sebastian, did you buy the vasaline?
oh golly! I plum forgot roderick!
once again....apologies
dang! How are we going to bum each other now?
we could always just give each other head.....
i simply cannot stress my apologies enough...
GENIUS!.....thats what I love about you Sebastian, you always know how to fix the situation
thanks baby

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-19-02
excuse me, what the fuck does that shitty writing where its not really writing at all?
is it cool to talk in some fucked up code where you swap some letters with numbers??............well i have a code for you, decode this one....
I hate l33t
fu3k yo3 l33t fu3kers

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-21-02
Hip cat, thats me, I go bang diddy bang bang on my bongos
Pop Pop be Bop Pop de Pop Bop Bop
yeah, thats jive maaaan
yeaaaah, alriiight.....

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-21-02
The answer is alcohol.....
I forget the question

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-21-02
I am Lt. Shittle of the cool police
yo yo, say what foo', if you do be da fuzz den me will not sell you one of my fine ass bitches, yee
you are under arrest for wearing green pants and a yellow blazer with zebra trim...
say whaaaaaaa....? damn foo' you be trippin 'n sheeeet
...and for gross miss-use of the word "shiggidy"
maaaan this be some fucked up shiggidy sheeeeeet

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-22-02
According to the general theory of relativity, the geometrical properties of space are not independent, but they are determined by matter.
Thus we can draw conclusions about the geometrical structure of the universe only if we base our considerations on the state of the matter as being something that is known.......
Look pal,I asked you what the time is , now are you gunna tell me the time or not?

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-27-02
Hey maxwell, what are you doing?
I've heard chicks dig guys into self mutilation!
is that so......

 

by Sik_PuPPy
8-27-02
Johan Von Crapple do you promise to love, cherish and devote your life to wendy?
I do
now wendy....

 

by Sik_PuPPy
9-01-02
so what happened to you?
A nuclear holocaust burnt my skin off
bummer...
yeah, it sucks balls, what happened to you?
herpes
weak dude....

 

by Sik_PuPPy
9-01-02
Can I have the chair today?
....Bongo thinks....
no

 

by Sik_PuPPy
9-01-02
daddy said I shouldn't play with knives
say... where is your dad?
I stabbed him to death
touche

 

by Sik_PuPPy
9-03-02
Greetings space-friend, i am Chip McNugget, ambassador of Earth
I have been sent from my planet to establish an intergalaxtic trade route with your fine planet....... what say you to that friend, do we have an agreement?
I see......

 

by Sik_PuPPy
9-03-02
oh well........ when in rome

 

by Sik_PuPPy
9-03-02
One fine day, frank found a letter on his doorstep
"look out frank, there is a midget robot after you, he means to put you in a bin" woe is me thought frank as he read the letter.......suddenly...a robot appeared!!!
......yeah well it seemed like a funny cartoon at the time.......

 

by Sik_PuPPy
9-03-02
The teacher starts a harmless whisper
The cat jumped over the rug
*whisper whisper*
*whisper whisper*
*whisper whisper*
everyone laughs heartily
*whisper whisper*
My mother blows goats for pennies and she likes it

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