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| [Request for addresses of three people. Indicate loss of own address book.] | |
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| [Proceed to explain this process takes much effort and will return with info in a week.] | |
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| [Explain addresses found on whitepages.com and announcements have been mailed. No further assistance needed.] | |
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| [Pretend incomprehension and continue tales of treks through the wilderness for addresses.] | |
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| [Ask unrelated question and/or send picture of cats doing something cute.] | |
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| [Respond with alphebetized list of distant relatives and people you've never met.] | |
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