A normal day in Israel; In a Jerusalem coffee house
I'm urinating pure coffee
Palestinian terrorist: *Blows her up with fertilizer bombs*
Oh my fucking God! I'm white and rich and slightly injured in some way! Slaughter thousands of people to compensate for the horrible trauma I'm feeling, government!
*UNBRIDLED BLATANT POLITICAL RHETORIC*
*BAM BAM BAM* You're obviously part of a subversive plot to hurt the poor Jews and I'm shooting you with a gun that dooesn't exist because Kaddar didn't give me one.
