Mister Drunken Fuck

Author: Skythe

Date: May 4, 2003

by Skythe
5-04-03
I've been drinking b33r for as long as I know.
b33r please!
That be $10.
Even before you were sucking on your mother's tit.
b33r please.
That be $15.
Now look at me. The self proclaimed ruler of b33r. My story is much more detailed than this though.
Where am I and why does my jaw hurt?