Slash_Raptor

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Hi all you readers! Hope you enjoy my comics! I'm always open to ideas, constructive criticism or anything really. Being the CEO of my own semi-existant company (Squarecow Studios) means that I always try my best to bring you all the best forms of entertainment that I know how to make. Which, sadly isn't a heck of a lot...

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Chris and Cooper #7

by Slash_Raptor
8-18-09


	So... What are you supposed to be?


	Well, I'm a cow... What are you?


	No, no, I mean are you a pet or--


	No... I'm a dairy cow... But I think I might also double as a sort of sex toy...


	I'm missing the metaphor... How does being a dairy cow have anything to do with sex?


	Well, everyday my farmer comes out, sits down next to me, and squeezes my boob... One at a time... Plus he never leaves unti lwe're BOTH satisfied...

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