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| Dear Sir - We hereby request - no, demand - that you cease your insipid and rather childish requests that we - the BBC - should broadcast a "How To" on "spanking the monkey". | |
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| We do take pity on those that cannot maintain an erection, let alone reach climax without the aid of a blancmange. However, we firmly believe that you are truly pathetic and should jump off a bridge. | |
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And Now For Something Completely Different.
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| My nipples explode with delight! Come back to my place, bouncy bouncy! I am no longer infected... | |
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| My hovercraft is full of eels. | |
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