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| Not only is Penny Arcade unfunny trite, but I spend all my time on it, so I can never ejaculate. | |
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| Unless.... I molest this squirrel.... | |
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| Not only is being a squirrel unsatisfying, but my arts are little stubs, so I can never masturbate. | |
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| I'm going to do it! Finally, my life has purpose and meaning! | |
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| Unless... I crawl through this young boy's sphincter muscles... | |
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