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by Smfpunk
2-12-04
Jesus and Sharp182 go at it
Dude your a Tool.
So what fuck munch? Your a cult leader!
Jesus Slaps sharp
Bitch shut the fuck up! The Christians don't know that yet!
Oh shit it's on now bitch! Your not getting holier than thou on me
Jesus and Sharp182 go at it
Father, Please send this Asshole to Hell
Oh shit this is Hell isn't it? Now Im fucked for all eternity. oh well as long as they have XBOX!

 

by Smfpunk
2-12-04
Justin walks in ready for the show.
Hey babe is our Show posted on our site for tonight?
Naw hun but there are more posts about you being hot.
CHristens clothes fall of her
uh you need to stop saying stuff like that on the site, Christin.
It wasent me, but their right, your so hot my clothes just fell off, lets have sex now!
This sex scene is replaced by a scene of D n D in hell
Damn my 18 is blocked.
Hey i rolled a 19

 

by Smfpunk
2-13-04
Slackin Approaches Justin
Bitch I'm gonna slap you!
What the fuck did I do Slackin?
Slackin Winds up
Your A little Emo bitch thats why!
Oh great here it comes...
Justin Runs the fuck away
Bitch Get you ass Back here!
DUDE YOUR A TOOL!!!!!

 

by Smfpunk
2-13-04
Dammit man its a rabbit with a gun!
Um... Rabbit with gun. What did they tell me to when this happened at school?
What the fuck!
Um... ..... i dont remember learning this, if i get shot i'm sueing the school system!
Bitch I'm gonna Slap you with my big heavy gun!
Justin Runs Away
Dude YOUR SUCH A LITTLE FUCKING RABBITY TOOL!!! BIATCH!!!!!!!
Damn dude you run away in like every comic!

 

by Smfpunk
2-16-04
We now return you to Crocodile Dundee...
Oh shit now i'm really fucked
... moooooooo...
Wait thats still justin where the hell is Mick?
Umm, Nice Mr. Kangaroo... Give me the gun please... uhhh Yaway help me!
Bitch I'm Gonna fuck you up. The next thing you'll see is my hot lead tearing thorough your ass!
Good thing justin knows what he's doing.
Now we envoke the dark lord and offer you this kangaroos soul master, HE'S YOURS FOR THE TAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Smfpunk
2-17-04
We now return you to Crocodile Dundee...
Oh shit now i'm really fucked
... moooooooo...
Wait thats still justin where the hell is Mick?
Umm, Nice Mr. Kangaroo... Give me the gun please... uhhh Someone help me!
Bitch I'm Gonna fuck you up. The next thing you'll see is my hot lead tearing thorough your ass!
Good thing justin knows what he's doing.
Now we envoke the dark lord and offer you this kangaroos soul master, HE'S YOURS FOR THE TAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Smfpunk
3-02-04
Christin Sees a cow
mooo!
A Cow! A Cow! A Cow! YAY!
Justin Walks in.
mooo!
Wait Your not a cow! Your my Boyfriend!
Christin Sees a cow
Uh, I was nevver a cow dear!
A Cow! A Cow! A Cow! YAY!

 

by Smfpunk
3-09-04
We now return you to no particular stich in time!
I Think I Lost him!
Justin finds himself in a post-apocalyptic world.
Man, This town is really getting run down. i wonder if some war started while i was sleeping. Oh No! I went to sleep and a war started! How did this all Happen?
Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer
Moo!
A Cow! A Cow! A Cow! YAY!!!!

 

by Smfpunk
3-12-04
no more death and distruction
finally thats over
ring ring.......ring ring
justin picks up the phone.
hello?
Hello Neo, I'd like to tell you about the matrix!
Justin looks confused then hangs up.
Thats ok man i know al i need to know about it i've figured it out over the past two weeks
no no no, not that matrix, The Matrix neo,

 

by Smfpunk
6-07-04
Justin is Picking Up a Pizza from Pizza Hutt
Alright Dude, That'll be $12.50
You Do not Need my money... My Money is no Good Here.
Justin is Trying the Jedi Mind Trick
Man, What are you talking about? Just pay me for the Damn pizza!!!
::Damn this worked in Empire:: You don't need my money. You wish to Give me the Pizza for free.
Justin Grabs the Pizza and Runs Away.
Your Fuckin Crazy Dude, Pay up or I'm calling the cops.
Damn, I forgot The Jedi Mind Trick Doesn't Work on the Hutts. Oh well, Guess we go with Plan B.

 

by Smfpunk
6-07-04
What Really Happened Turing the Toaster Conflict between Richard and Justin.
Blah Blah Blah Toaster!!
Who Cares? Nobody Cares!
Richard goes on and on.
Blah Blah Blah My Toasters Of DOOM!!
I Don't Give a Shit, I sell T-Shirts
Richard Hits Justin With a Toaster
Take That You Winged Spawn Of Satan!!!!!!!
Aww Shit dude, You just hit me With a toaster!!! What the Fuck is Wrong With you Richard?

 

by Smfpunk
5-06-05
The Wind Rises Electric. She's Soft And Warm And Almost Weightless. Her Perfume Is A Sweet Promise That Brings Tears To My Eyes. I Tell Her That Everything Will Be All Right.
That I'll Save Her From Whatever She's Scared Of And Take Her Far, Far Away. I Tell Her I Love Her. The Silencer Makes A Whisper Of The Gunshot.
I Hold Her Close Until She's Gone. I'll Never Know What She Was Running From. I'll Cash Her Check In The Morning.
What the fuck is he monologuing about?

 

by Smfpunk
10-01-05
Hmm... If only I could get scorpion to play in the background.
Where the Fuck Are We?
You Don't know? JIHAD!
The Truth Comes out.
No, it looks like we're underwater, but that cant be right... can it?
Infidel This is what the Hurricane Created by my people did to New Orleans...
Justin Goes Creole On his Ass, and treats him like a black man does a National Gaurd Member.
Yeah I know but I was no where near New Orleans a minute ago.
um... this is about to get messy isn't it

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