RPG's are original, honestly

Author: Smurph

Date: March 10, 2006

by Smurph
3-10-06
11.00 AM
Christ, I can't believe I slept in on my first day as a Soldier/Guard/Whatever, I hope I don't get drawn in to some mysterious plot today...
Sire, I'm sorry I'm late, I...
Woe! WOE!! My daughter has been kidnapped, and only the Legendary Hero can help! Wait, what's that on your tunic?
Goddamn it.