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| Hey everyone, my name's So Fresh So Clean, and I'm here because I really can't get any girls for the life of me. The only that i've got going is my right hand and a bottle of astrolube | |
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| I really have no love life to speak of, and I my palms have started to grow hair. I really need a woman, I mean if anything of the female persuasion came along ... | |
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| Promise not to bite my nuts? | |
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