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Ho, ho, ho. What do YOU want Santa to bring you for Christmas?

My daddy says YOU aren't REAL. He says you're just a corporate logo that's used to sell merchandise!

Corporate logo? Merchandise? Those are awfully big words for such a little girl to know!

My daddy TOLD me you'd try to brainwash me into buying more merchandise!

Look, kid, I just took this job to buy some booze. Get the hell out of here.