I love some chick who's dead, some chick who won't let me touch her, and I also try and bang some little 15 year old, which technically makes me a pedophile.
I enjoy making all my user account names the Japanese equivalent of "rice ball."
Left is Charles, right is Lia.
I am so cool. I wish I had a girlfriend.
Everyone needs a little Jesus in their life!
Left is Daniel, right is Kayla.
So, like, I got a bass. That, and I have a butthole-licking fetish.
I love you, David! Though I won't let you hold my hand!
