Meet Eric. He's a little on the flowery/self-angsted side.
Hey, Eric. How are things?
Sorry. I wish I could answer that, but I'm a bit too pathetic to do such a thing.
He likes this abused girl named Melanie (I think that's her name). However, he also has wild lust sessions with some fifteen year old chick.
Uh... Huh... So, how goes that love life? Making good progress with not making out with the tiny girl and trying to express your love for that other chick?
I love her so much... I hate myself...
We love him, though I doubt he understands it. But, hey. He's got a cute catchphrase!
Hrm. Well, don't worry, little buddy. Being flowery has its advantages. You'll pull through.
