He's a good street fighter, too. We spar a lot, and he can annihilate pretty much anyone.
Not too much. Get in any fights, lately?
Yeah, man. I just beat the ass-shit out of these blacks the other day.
Fortunately, I have my 1337 martial arts skills, so I can keep him in check when things get out of hand. He also has a tendency to jump the gun in any situation, another reason he needs me.
Dude, someone's gonna think you're racist with you constantly fighting black people.
I hear ya'. Anyway, I'm skipping school tomorrow. Wanna hang out?
