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| I'm Kate. I like kitties, kitties, and more kitties. I can be quite involved, and am open about sex until I realize it. | |
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| I'm Jen. I live with my fiance, Joe. We are the Schmoes, I guess, because of our names. We live in a TRAILOR!!11! | |
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| I'm Lori. All I can think about are my loneliness and my lust for guys, in spite of my morality. I like JAPANESE OMG JAPANESE JAPANESE OMG JAPANESE!11!1!! | |
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| I'm Eric, the oldest of Dave-O's friends. I love him so much, I want to shove my penis in his asshole and leave it there for all eternity! Oh, well. At least I'm in college. | |
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| I'm Ady, the Russian Canadian Jewish Gangster. I'm Dave-O's second-in-command when it comes to WAR AND WORLD ANNIHILATION 'CUZ YOU DON'T TOUCH THIS SHIT! | |
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| And I, of course, am Dave-O. I'm better than anything you can even hope to be, and these people are wonderfully influencing my life. If you disagree with anything I say, you are automatically wrong. | |
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