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Welcome To Oh Satan! The Movie!
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| yes! we must destroy the evil dr. santomantopaperbackwritersensualchickensortaemoutkillemdead in two hours, or else the eiffel tower will be lost in the fourth dimension forever! | |
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| right! i'll get the shot gun, you get the rooster, and together, we'll combine them to make the ultimate weapon: the blade of butthole! you are the only one who can wield it Oh Satan! | |
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| thank you! now i will take the blade, and pass it through the heart of the evil dr. thus ending our battle once and for all! and, you being the only one who can actually see the dr point him out to me | |
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| i.... i.... i can't do this! this is such a horrid piece of crap! i can't believe i ever agreed to sign on on a project like this! i could have been in a william shatner movie but NOO my agent........ | |
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| i told you we should have went with Bruce Campbell! he never backs down from a chace to star in a movie as shitty as this one! i told you christopher lloyd was too high class for us! i mean, come on! | |
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| where's my god damned agent?if i ever find him, i'm going to fire his ass, for letting me be in this movie, i haven't been this embarssed since that shitty movie i did for the family channel.......... | |
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