All comics by SpC2K4

 

by SpC2K4
2-26-04
A new contest idea
Well Mr. Bird, I think I'll have a spring contest 2004. It'll bring a lot of traffic to gamefaqs.
It's all about the money.. err make that people
Best. Game. Ever. That way we can still have a video game contest. Great idea huh?
Insert witty comment here
Wait a minuet... Why am I talking to a bird? It's not like they understand me... but nobody does... nobody
I like contests!

 

by SpC2K4
2-26-04
A beautiful day in the neighborhood
Hey guess what! There is going to be a spring contest!
What? Why?
News of the contest reaches the users
Because we have to decide the best game ever too!
Sounds good to me
And the insults begin
But Final Fantasy 7 shouldn't be in it, Final Fantasy 7 eats babies!
I'm not even going to comment...

 

by SpC2K4
2-28-04
Spring to Summer and back again
Yes Mr. CjayC I'll give the board a makeover right away sir!
Okay, that's great, I'll be back in an hour
Technical Difficulties
Owwww!
Don't ask
There all done
It looks good... but all I wanted was the name to change... and how did he change all this with a hammer?

 

by SpC2K4
2-28-04
Nomination Process
Nominate Ocraina of Time!
Link is that you?
What will get in?
Nominate Final Fantasy 6!
ummmm
What will not?
what, I liked that game
okay.... I'll be leaving now

 

by SpC2K4
2-28-04
Authors
Hi I'm the author....
I'll be the author sometimes.. not a lot though, hey can I get a new sprite?
Presto Chango
Better?
Ummm I guess... at least I'm not blonde...
And now shake
Yay i get to be in a comic!
No Problem shake... you may have to be author one day or two afterall

 

by SpC2K4
2-28-04
Public Service announcement
Hello everyone
I just want to let you know
For viewers like you
in the event that I never appear again in this comic
FF7 ate me
Brought to you by Nintendo
please don't let it eat me
thank you

 

by SpC2K4
2-29-04
Random Gamefaqs House
Bwahahaha
Hmmm I wonder whats going on
Enter
Final Fantasy Nerds, why don't you play real games like Metal Gear Mario and Halo, bwahahaha sissy girls
I better check it out
No really, what does he think he's doing?
You sissy girls are just all nerds, I'm a real man
ummm Torey what do you think you are doing?

 

by SpC2K4
2-29-04
Amazing Telephone has Amazing Thoughts
The Contest... starts April first that's april fools day yo
I can just imagine it heh
Cue Dream Sequence
April Fools Everybody! Pwa-ha-ha-ha-ha
I can't believe you all fell for it, pwa-ha-ha-ha
Dreams of a deranged Telephone
Amazing Telephone is a genius pwa-ha-ha-ha
Well I can dream, can't I?

 

by SpC2K4
3-01-04
Fun fiction
So are you going to do a Fanfiction project for spring contest 2004?
Probably not, seeing as we don't have summer2k3 finished yet, we have a lot of battle fics left.
Mad Dog Disease
Your making me mad....
Well how am I going to finish both?
Oh no!
mmmm tastes like beef
Hey you, have you seen Cow around here anywhere?

 

by SpC2K4
3-01-04
Sytha Warrior senses sense something is wrong
Something is terribly wrong!
What? The fact that big cows missing? Or the fact your sprite doesn't have any eyes?
but what?
Neither, guess again
The fact this city just blew up all of a sudden?
No, the brackets aren't up yet! arg
oh...

 

by SpC2K4
3-02-04
I get knocked down
How can this be? Why was I snubbed?
I know it's not just fair is it?
But I get up again
Why do I have to be snubbed? I'm better than.... Halo aren't I?
XboX is your system... hey wanna be friends
Nothing can keep me down
okay
We'll take over the Summer contest for sure!

 

by SpC2K4
3-02-04
In a galaxy far far away...
Hello mr. Monkey!
Hello
The Evil Empire did something so evil
OMG!
What, surprised to see a talking monkey?
They snubbed Zero Wing
No, Zero Wing didn't make the spring 2k4 contest
oh....

 

by SpC2K4
3-02-04
Confidence Kills
This is very bad for mega man genius...
What? only 2 of his games got in? That's not really bad you know, no fanboys saying "Too many mega man games got in"
No people were hurt during the making of this comic
No... Not even one mega man game got in
WHAT?
physcially at least... can't speak for the mega man fans
Tell me again exactly what he was doing before he killed those 3 guys?

 

by SpC2K4
3-03-04
Mario 3 beats Metal Gear
Itsa Me Mario!
How can you do this to snake?
Metroid beats Pacman
This sucks... Metroid beats pacman? this sucks, no way should that happen
Did I mention this sucks?
Contra beats Phantasy Star
Alright! A win for the army guys!
But... it's sega! SEGA!

 

by SpC2K4
3-03-04
Final Fantasy beats Pitfall
Don't make me stab you
You read too much 8 bit Merlin... Final Fantasy sucks
Legend of Zelda beats Adventure
I could get used to this...
Does anyone even CARE about adventure?
Donkey Kong beats Duck Hunt
The wabbit said Duck Season was opean huh-huh-huh-huh
ahhh shucks

 

by SpC2K4
3-03-04
Pong beats River City Ransom
At least Pong wins...
But... but... they still have my girlfriend!
Tetris beats Galaga
Even I know what Tetris is
I liked galaga....
Chrono Trigger beats Secret of Mana
Magus will be pleased
But does it really matter?

 

by SpC2K4
3-04-04
Mario RPG beats Street Fighter 2
How can this be? Street Fighter was a great game!
It's one thing Mario fans and Square fans can agree on...
Sonic 2 beats Shining force
Alright Sonic!
The world doesn't hate me afterall
Mario World beats the Simpsons
The Simpsons is an ever popular cartoon.... Why would mario world beat it?
Maybe this means Cosby wouldn't do so well afterall!

 

by SpC2K4
3-04-04
LTTP beats Gunstar
Another easy victory!
Sending Link to take on gunstar was a waste... I could have done it myself
Super Metroid beats Phantasy Star 4
The world does hate me... and so does Metroid
At least you have Sonic still... Mega Man fans get no respect
Earthbound beats Doom
Shouldn't you be upset? Didn't you lose?
I'm death... not Doom... why do people always get confused

 

by SpC2K4
3-04-04
FF6 beats Mortal Kombat
Stupid final fantasy 6.....
ahhhhhhh!
FF7 beats Suikoden 2
But Clive is just so awesome
Elsewhere in the division Suikoden 2 might have stood a chance...
Xenogears beats Pokemon
I Ate pikachu
How can you hate Pikachu! Pokemon is a great game...

 

by SpC2K4
3-04-04
FFT beats DDR
Dancing is great...
How do you expect me to dance? Besides FFT has dancing in it...
Metal Gear Solid beats Resident Evil
Prepare to eat Lead Zombie!
Why are you here? You are in Resident Evil 2... oh well, I'll just have to beat you with my arm
SOTN beats Perfect Dark
Of course SOTN wins, it's one of CjayCs favorites

 

by SpC2K4
3-04-04
Goldeneye beats Panzer
Get your tickets to the demise of Panzer Dragoon, Right here, just 7 dollars, 7 dollars
No Panzer Dragoon, I expect you to die
Mario 64 beats NiGHTS
I hate this contest....
It's just not for us man
Zelda:OOT beats Fallout 2
What do you mean, my princess is in another castle? This is the only other castle...
Why was I turned into a mouse... hmmm oh well zelda will win... might as well go get some cheese

 

by SpC2K4
3-09-04
Halo Beats Starcraft
Halo Can't possibly beat the most popular pc game of all time...
No need to vote... I'll just keep playing starcraft
Kingdom Hearts beats Soul Calibur
Haha Link you finally lose once!
I was in part 2... not part 1
Wind Waker beats Skies of arcadia
I win again!
You had it easy! hahahahahahacoughcoughcough

 

by SpC2K4
3-09-04
Metroid Prime wins!
Metroid Prime obviously wins!
Of course it does... It's only round 1 afterall
FFX wins!
Noooo how can Shenume lose?
Because it's against a popular final fantasy title, and because it wasn't very good?
FFTA wins!
As popular as Fire Emblem is, FFTA has the FF name, not to mention it was pretty decent
You die now bub

 

by SpC2K4
3-09-04
GTA:VC beats KOTOR
Yeah! Go Grand theft auto vice city!
Come on it's star wars!
And SSBM beats Metal Gear Solid 2
I blame this one on Raiden Brother
Of course! Raiden!
And that's it for the anylisis
Anything I forgot, was either obvious, or I didn't want to delve into
You think they actually believe that?

 

by SpC2K4
3-09-04
Wise old owl
Mr Owl... how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop?
3!
He knows everything
Mr Owl... what is the meaning of life?
42!
Well almost everything
Mr Owl... what will the final four of the spring gamefaqs contest be?
The world may never know...

 

by SpC2K4
3-11-04
Contest starts April 2nd
This is both good and bad, yo
how do you figure?
No Fooling
Well it's good, because now the contest is actually going to happen!
And it's bad because?
What a pity huh?
I don't get to see CjayC say Pwa-ha-ha-ha

 

by SpC2K4
3-11-04
Survivor
Your alive big cow! what a relief!
of course, it takes more than a stupid dog to kill me. I think people don't realize platformers are going to be more popular than their characters
Pain
You think so?
OMG! They killed big cow!
I'm okay... really... just a X_X

 

by SpC2K4
3-11-04
We have ridden a long ways here...
Where are your horses your using coconuts! Where did you get the coconuts!
We picked them up...
You couldn't have! of course you could have... if they were migrated... but coconuts don't migrate unless it was carried by a swallow...
This is lame
But what kind of swallow... African or European? That's a good question

 

by SpC2K4
3-11-04
But I'm not dead!
Of course you are! now come on...
I'm alive!
He says' he's not dead
I'm happy, I'm happy!
he will be soon enough

 

by SpC2K4
3-11-04
Old woman!
I'm a man!
Sorry I couldn't tell, but could you please tell me where Camelot is?
I'm only 37!
Well I couldn't very well call you "man" now could I?
You could have called me dennis!

 

by SpC2K4
3-11-04
Continuing his quest...
Well I didn't know you were called Dennis
You didn't bother to ask, now did you?
Or at least trying to
Sorry about the old woman thing before...
you go around acting all inferior...
I think he's unhappy about something
Well I am King!
Oh, very nice. King, eh! I expect you've got a palace and fine clothes and plenty of food. And how d'you get that? By exploiting the workers! How is there going to be any progress if...

 

by SpC2K4
3-14-04
I didn't vote for you!
You dont' vote for a king!
Take this sword
Thanks... guess this means I'm king now
That's why I'm king
Watery Tarts lobbing swords at people do not make kings!

 

by SpC2K4
3-14-04
Burn the witch! Burn the witch!
I'm not a witch...
Ahem, What proof do you have she's a witch?
She turned me into a newt!
A Newt
I got better

 

by SpC2K4
3-14-04
Okay, so there must be another way to tell if she's a witch... now can anyone tell me what we do with witches?
Burn them!
And what else do we burn?
More Witches!
Wood... and what can we do with wood?
Build bridges! Let's build a bridge out of her!

 

by SpC2K4
3-14-04
Ahh! but can't you make a bridge of stone, wood floats!
now what else floats?
A duck!
Exactly, so let's get a duck
Damn my anorexia
Ahhh A witch!

 

by SpC2K4
3-14-04
Wanna join my crew of the round table?
No! Now fight!
The battle is mine! you fought gallantly
Giving up!?
You lost your arm...
Tis but a flesh wound... fine we'll call it a draw

 

by SpC2K4
3-14-04
As you can see from the flashback... I am looking for knights to join my cause
I'd be delighted to!
Great cause the last guy didn't do so well...
yeah, I think that's obvious
Now let's go!
Alright!

 

by SpC2K4
3-14-04
Sir Robin and his minstrals
I'm very brave!!
Brave Sir Robin! was very very brave! Very Very Brave!
Sir Lancelot and Sir Gallahad
I'm the most famous of the knights... just like pacman... I mean yeah!
I'm sir Gallahad!! yes!
Sir Gawain, and Sir Not appearing in this comic
I'm sir Gawain!? I mean, I'm sir Gawain.
NOT APPEARING IN THIS COMIC!

 

by SpC2K4
3-14-04
Could you please let us through...
Why should I let you een?
I'm the king of the bloody Britons that's why!
Go away you englesh pig!
what's with that stupid accent?
I'm french, you stupid stupid man

 

by SpC2K4
3-14-04
We forgot to go to camelot... but it's just a silly silly place
Maybe, just maybe we could go there now?
Wow it's camelot!
It's just a model
Oh my god!
You called?

 

by SpC2K4
3-14-04
I avert my eyes oh lord!
Don't do that... I don't like that
Okay
I need you to find the holy humor... then only then, will your comic be funny
Okay, I'll go to find it!
Should I tell him to beware of the french?

 

by SpC2K4
3-14-04
So tell us, if your master wants to join me on my quest for the holy humor
He says we already have one!
I told him we already have one! Now to throw something at him!
serves him right for killing me off so many times...
Owww! X_X
You didn't have to throw big cow at us!

 

by SpC2K4
3-19-04
Brave sir robin was very very brave
Can you like shut up?
Camelot 43 Certain Death
Beware! Go back! Dead people only!
Good morning

 

by SpC2K4
3-19-04
The three headed person seems to be upside down...
Halt Who goes there!
Nobody really... now I demand you let me pass
I vote we kill him!
Knight, we have decided to kill you. That wouldn't be fair, but we voted on it...

 

by SpC2K4
3-19-04
Shut up 6 eyes, or I'll cut your head off!
Oh do cut the first head off... do us all a favor please!
What?
Anyway how should we kill him?
Your' going to kill me with your giant axe?
No... our sword!

 

by SpC2K4
3-19-04
No the mace is quicker!
The sword!
He said the axe!
Well let's just get this over... then we can have tea
agreed
Where'd he go?

 

by SpC2K4
3-19-04
Phew *huff* *puff*
Brave sir robin bravely ran away!
SHUT UP!
Brave sir robin bravely ran away!
Stop it I said!
Brave sir robin bravely ran away!

 

by SpC2K4
3-19-04
I'm looking for shelter in the rain...
Then you've come to the right place! Welcome to Castle Anthrax
Castle Anthrax?
Yes. It's not a very good name, is it? But we are nice and we shall attend to your every ... every need!
Alright... I wont' refuse your hospitality... but...
You need to see a doctor!

 

by SpC2K4
3-19-04
Well that isn't good
Yes, not very good at all
Theres nothing wrong THERE!
Please, we are doctors!
Well could you at least tell me where to get the holy humor?
OH sorry... that was bad of me... I lit the beacon, it just looks like humor... you need to spank me!

 

by SpC2K4
3-19-04
I'm sorry... but I must refuse...
And me to!
I have to find the humor...
And after spanking the oral sex!
Well maybe I could stay a BIT longer...
I've come to save you!

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