SpacemanBill

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I am a professional collector of dust and three time Nascar champion. I enjoy pottery, smoking said pottery, and long walks on the beach. I am seeking an Asian woman who will love me for who I am, and not my money. Though I will give you fifteen bucks.

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The Life and Times of Alowishus, Part I

by SpacemanBill
11-10-01


	Look! I've jammed a nail in my head to declare my love!


	That's a little disturbing, Al.


	What are you talking about?! It's poetic! Like Vincent Van Gogh lobbing off his ear!


	Van Gogh was a nut who could only get a date with hookers. This isn't poetic or romantic at all.


	Thanks, that really kicks my self-esteem up a notch.


	Don't mention it.

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