The Life and Times of Alowishus, Part I

Author: SpacemanBill

Date: November 10, 2001

by SpacemanBill
11-10-01
Look! I've jammed a nail in my head to declare my love!
That's a little disturbing, Al.
What are you talking about?! It's poetic! Like Vincent Van Gogh lobbing off his ear!
Van Gogh was a nut who could only get a date with hookers. This isn't poetic or romantic at all.
Thanks, that really kicks my self-esteem up a notch.
Don't mention it.