I saw you in the alley with that pretty lady, Officer Smiley.
WHAT? I mean... er... she... I was just...
She must have been pretty drunk! I saw you given her that breathalizer and she kept sloppin her mouth all over it.
Oh. uhhhh... yeah. She was drunk.
But why do you keep the breathalizer thing in your pants, Officer Smiley? And what did you say to her that was so funny? It looked like a pint of milk was gushin out of her nose!
