http://www.dailyrotten.com/ "The almighty GOD held a conference today declaring these to be the end days. He will begin destroying the earth without the predicted fanfare of Revelations."
WHAT!?! That prick wouldn't dare! Earth is MY TOY!
"Hell freezing over will be the first sign of the coming end."
*brrrrr* If I pull much harder I'll snap this nipple right off!
"After which he will send in his son to clean up."
