Maybe I could go into sales

Author: Spankling

Date: February 2, 2002

by Spankling
2-02-02
So round. So firm. So FULLY packed!
I beg your pardon?
I said, welcome to Mattress World. How may I help you?
My husband and I trashed our old mattress and we need a good sturdy replacement.
Indeed. This model behind you has been reinforced to accommodate the more physical romantics.
It looks comfortable. Why don't you lie down on it and let me jump on you for a couple hours? If it holds up you got a sale!