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LightitUp1337, I have this program that shows if you came to the UBCS though a search engine, it shows what you put in the search box.

Uh-oh.

You put "Yugiho, Village People, rubber ducky, gay, farm animal porno not including women."

If I act cool, I can pull this out.

It does scary me that typing that got you here, but dude, are you really that messed up?

I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I DID NOT PUT IN RUBBER DUCKY!