Speez  

How did you get ten tons of spam?

I dunno. I discovered the Games forum and was in there for like 3 weeks strait. Then i passed out. When I came too I was surround by ten tons of spam.

Anything else?

Yeah, my butt hurt also. I think I somehow crapped out all that spam in my sleep.

Either that, or Ian found you.

Dude, that is not funny...