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Wait, you don't have a search warrent! That means all the evidence can't be used aganist me in court.

Ha, ha! I fooled the computer police. I rule, you suck! Drop suck on them apples!

And that is the part where he whipped out the night stick and beat me down for three strait days. I am lucky to still have feeling in my legs.

That is almost interesting.