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Our top story, a man, dubbed "The Dong-Art Bandit" is lose is UBCS writing giant penises on walls. For having graphic pictures on his wall, CP, the owner of UBCS, was arrest.

Also, there are reports of a ninja that will appear out of nowhere, kill you, chop you up into little pieces and disappear into the night. There have been five such cases so far.

This just in. Make that six cases.