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So far CP, DJ was brutally attacked after saying "I will be right back." He will surive.

How bout CC16 and Pokemaster San?

They were killed after having sex near a giant block of spam. Someone pushed the block of spam over onto them crushing them.

My god, no one is listening to the obivious warning of the authorites.

We have also warned people not to enter the abanded amusement park and refrain from skinny dipping.

I hope we can stop whatever is doing this.