Speez  

Dude, this is the nicest thing anyone ever done to me. This means alot man.

I know I can get alittle overboard picking on you. So, this is kinda of an apology. Also, don't open it till I get in the bomb shelter.

Oh, whatever you say...friend!

Quickly, I must get the radiation suit on.

So, how long do we have to stay down here?

Well, the half life of the radiation is five thousand years...