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My computer can take any two objects and splice their DNA together to make a new item.

Uhh, really? So interesting...

There are only three of these babies in the world. Bill Gates has one and so does Val Kilmer. My kinda illegally because I downloaded and cracked the software.

Speaking of soft....and not wanting to be soft...

You don't sound very interested in this advance in science.

Just make a porno bush and one...no two tissue bushes!