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Dick Dick: To open the female's box.

by Speez
4-01-05

I shifted the box in my palm. It was a normal size box, but you don't what any women to have a big box.


	Do you clean your box daily?


	Why, does it smell like cheese?

Oh boy, did it smell like some dying cheese, or maybe a camel's spittle. Either way, I didn't want to make the dame mad.


	Your box seems to be alittle hair.


	Sorry, I haven't had a chance to shave my box in awhile Dick Dick.

There is nothing that turns a man off more than a hairy box. Then the answer hit me of how to open the box and get myself inside of it.


	Hey sweet cheeks, how bout a drink?


	Sure, what harm can a drink do?

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