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What makes you think they would accept a dork like you for a male model?

Haven't you heard! Dorks are in in the male fashion world!

And you know what else is in....you butt. A large blunt object I will shove up there.

That wasn't a very good pun.

Ok, you got me there, but at the end of the day, I ain't getting stuff shove up my butt.

Good point.