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Ho, Ho, Ho little boy.

Yeah, you would know about "hos". Anyways, how could you give CP a Gamecube and not an Xbox.

Well, you see the Gamecube is priced lower, the memory cards are cheap, the controller is nice, and the simple games are great for young CP.

Those are all good points. I'm just glad you didn't say...

Anyways, Nintendo rocks cause it's just Nintendo. And Microsoft sucks cause they made windows.

Oh, it's on now Santa.