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There's got to be a way to tell Misty that Ian is "that way" without hurting her feelings and to get her to like me.

HOW CAN YOU DO THAT TO POOR DEFENSELESS IAN! HE'S THE CURRENT SLAP LIKE A GIRL CHAMPION! HE'S A FAMOUS PERSON!

Dear god, her screaming at me is getting annoying. How do I get though her screaming to tell her easily?

YOU KNEW THAT I HAD A CRUSH ON IAN! WHY? WHY?

DEAR GOD WOMEN, IAN IS GAY! HE'S GAY LIKE A FOX! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT!

No! It can't be! It just can't. Wait, maybe that would explain why he wears women's clothes.