Speez  

Who are you and what do you want? And why am I still holding this broom?

I'm Trojan man and it looked like you where about to get nail, so here's a Trojan here pleasure.

Shouldn't you talk with the guy about this?

Normally, but not when I'm trying to distract a psycho women from my butt buddy so he can get his girl back.

What? This is all a trick? I'll get that Denza if it's the last....butt buddies?

Don't ask. Long story.