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UBCS is a message board I am an admin at and some of the comic stories are created from events that happen at the MB. http://p198.ezboard.com/bultimateboardofcoolstuff

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The UBCS: That stats

by Speez
10-08-02

CP asks Speez to do some research since Ace left...


	Speez, I want your results now!


	Yes sir, just don't beat me again. Morale is up by 9999% and the serve beatings have gone been reduced by 1200%.


	Whoa, that is a big change.


	There is more. Beating by sacks of doorknobs are down by half, the phrase "your mom" has been used 619 less times a day, and good thoughts of pickles are up by 15%


	I could go for a pickle right now.


	Also, Ian beatings are down by 9000 a day, but have been steady at 14,000,000 a day.

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