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  SpideyChris  

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by SpideyChris
12-08-04
Underaged drinking is a problem that affects more and more irresponsible bastards every day.
It was my first New Year's... The only memory I have of that night is my daddy stumbling in with a White Russian, slurring about how he shouldn't have to feed the brat.
In time, I was trading all my toys away for anything that'd get me closer to a buzz. I gave Suzy from the sandbox my best teddy for a case of her father's Pabst.
I was crowd-surfing at an Alien Ant Farm concert, naked save for my Pikachu diaper, when I realized... I needed to poopie. And that I'd hit rock bottom.
Remember, kids. You don't know trashed, not yet. So leave alchohol for responsible adults and promiscuous college girls. Or we'll punch you.
You tell 'em, Daddy.
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